Wednesday, December 31, 2003

tomorrow is 2004. i enjoyed this year, i will miss my calanders...

i wish my lips were one of those white stones
pressed on your neck..

Tuesday, December 30, 2003

howdy!

someone has to invent a thermal keyboard. you could replace that scroll lock button with a dial where you can adjust the temperature, install little heat pads underneath each key, and if it's all wireless, it can double as a pillow.

i can make millions off of this idea. as for now, i have lo-tech mittens.

Monday, December 22, 2003

Howdy everyone. I'm really not a tabloid bad boy.