Rent This As Advertising Space

"Introducing the most technologically advanced piece of clothing since the Hypercolor t-shirt ... the LED scrolling belt buckle."

Yeah, I'd program in the latest super lotto jackpot. What would you do with this?

Give a Little Bit

Oh man, perfect inspirational gifts (especially for upcoming graduates). If you're my friend, expect that I've already found one that fits you perfectly.

Pain, Pain, Pain, Pain, Pain

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We're going down, down in an earlier round
And sugar we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded god complex
cock it and pull it

Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows

Man, I can't wait for the new Fall Out Boy album to come out. In other related news, I am playing the Dallas Mavericks in my NBA Live 2005 playoffs. In Game 3 of round 2, I decided to go all out and only shoot three's. It was awesome and Portland barely won at the end. Zach couldn't shoot three's so he had 0 points, Damon contributed for 11 three's, T-Mac (trade in the early season for Ruben and Derek) had 12 three's, and Rasheed (I traded Shareef back) had 1 trifecta. My foot was on the line a few times, so don't think that I can't do my math.

I felt bad for Theo though, so I gave him a layup at the end. Enjoy the shot chart below.

I will make a travel guide II.

After a few more cultural lessons, this is a mini revised list of materials needed for Project Make-Josh-A-Fob:
- Adidas is actually the Nike of HK.
- I will also need more towels than supersoakers because the weather is ridiculoulsy humid rather than hot.
- I have also added a GPS navigator to avoid getting rocked by the overpopulation and mazed city blocks.
- And lastly, that Jay Chou guy seems to be a god over there.



Please continue to email me with your clever input.

The One With Frank Jr.

You can't get more talented than my friend Jenn (co-creator of Bat Hunter). With mucho assistance/research/compilation from her, she's come up with my top five hottest left handed celebrities. She belongs on VH1.



*I know, I know Maria is ambidextrous.

Jenn: omg i just snorted