way to kill the moment

"If you have ... the guts, grab an orthopedic surgeon, have them suture your ankle skin down to the tissue covering the bone in your ankle joint, then walk around for 4 hours," Schilling wrote on his Web site www.38pitches.com. "After that go find a mound, throw a hundred or so pitches, run over, cover first a few times. When you're done check that ankle and see if it bleeds."

this is up there with those haters who don't think we ever landed on the moon.

how random

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where theres an immature will, theres an immature way

Date 101, Hype 100, Break Up 101, Jaded 100, Jaded 101 = 5 course series. It'll be full of dropouts and Fs.

sunday evening

so i've learned this weekend that i can stuff around 30 people into my apartment with people sitting on my coffee table, countertops, and maybe on top of each other. good call leisha. and happy birthday marge and annie - who will never read this.

chris garneau has been on my playlist this past week. if sufjan didn't try to write a 1,000 songs and sell out so fast with his angel wing costumes, he would sound like chris.

inkwell is good too. if you want to body check someone.

lalalala. helter-skeltors. go warriors. scrap ball. almost as fun as watching the jordan high school classic. chaos on the court

i'm still waiting for a suns vs. heat finals.. only because of the witty headlines. like the magic vs. the wizards.

the warriors and wizards could be fun too. it would give world of warcraft fans a reason to watch the nba. the ultimate mmorpg showdown.

a pistons, rockets finals would be the battle of transportation technology. a bulls, raptors eastern conference final would be a discovery channel special.

whoa

widget.

hellgate:london better be good

i just paid my speeding ticket online and the city gave me a $10 discount. I wonder if I can give people gift cards from the city. you can pay off tickets, apply them to your utility bills, or use them towards parking meters.

there are a lot of haters out there in pdx who didn't get to see our beastie boys show.
those pictures we took on the sofa below the stuffed animals are going to be extremely interesting. i think there are ten pictures of me trying to get the photographer to catch me jumping in mid air. i think he purposely flashed them late so i would look more like an idiot landing.

who can do hand stand pushups? i'm trying very hard to do a hand stand. 175x7. i need the juice.

if i caught barry bond's record breaking homerun ball, i think i'd throw it back onto the field. i'd do this for a couple of reasons: 1) it's provocative enough to get me on sportscenter 2) i do not want to get bum rushed by a mob 3) i'd love to see people jump out of their seats onto the outfield.

"and while i have enough to worry about, i wish you'd bail me out." the whole song is a message to God.

why can't i find guitar hero 2 for the 360 anywhere?

fdxxv

it was too good of a time last night. so sweet. i work at a stinkin great place. name another place where the beastie boys play for you at a tricked out circus warehouse and nike makes you custom shoes. haha yes mike, it's an idol.

jk.

we've all been invited to the greatest party.

and dan's right. we all have that hole in our hearts. we hate to be lonely and will cover it up with anything and everything. it's why i love/hate advertising. and it's why my generation is so demanding - the hole is getting bigger.

i sometimes want to be serious even when the party is going on.

linkin park has a new single

i need to do ncaa women's brackets. so much more predictable.

i heard that 70-80% of dust is human skin. my apartment gets dusty so easily. especially in the oddest places. people have been hiding in my corner pantry.

howtosetyourselfup.mp3 is about asking for permission to find another foundation. i'm that impatient.

my eyes are so red and i need to go to sleep. i could go to sleep in one of these

guitar hero for the xbox 360 comes out this tuesday. i'm kind of looking forward to this. prior knowledge of playing real guitars has absolutely no effect.

if i had a girlfriend, she would tell me that my duvet doesn't match my walls.