Wednesday, May 30, 2007

pix and flix

i am so frickin pale.

Monday, May 28, 2007

sjo to pdx

it's kind of cool that i live in portland. i think i appreciate the city of roses and organic foods a lot more now. the stallion, clownman, and i ventured from the city to the coast and it was much/much/much needed. i learned that we'd rather watch bonds highlights than meet hot chicks. sad.
nba 3's. --->black26. faceboo_ skank_s. I KNOW SHE ___. my neighbor's door slamming at 3am at the alamo driveway incident. hb. muy bien. duke ellington - say goodbye. hello couscous!

sarcasm and one liners entertain and makes you money.

next time, we'll have cherries. for now we have cherry cotton candy. G, C, D - easy. rockstars in no time. new york, new york is next. after our jamba juice experience - our chances with alba have shot up 0.24%.

hit your potential. it's a good rush. then you'll be prepared to go to your ten year reunion.

too bad we can't say goodbye like that couple at the airport.

Friday, May 25, 2007

the new janes, teen vogues, and cosmo girls came in

American Eagle Payless shoes has a logo that's exactly like EA's:



girls can wear sneakers, sandals, flats, wedges, and like twenty other types of things on their feet.

and what the heck is a lim top.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

ti-83+

Sunday, May 20, 2007

never say that again

m: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
j: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
m: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
j: sf;gljsfdgljdfsg
j: sdfg'ldij
m: kjo[irewjgo[iwjearojgalfga
j: AHHHHHHH
j: aretpojla
m: giuihaewrgha;kherg;kahdskfha;slkhdf
m: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
m: BAAAAAABABABABABABA
m: i need to dunk my head in some water... eat some razors
m: OMG
m: josh im dying literally dying

imagine

dwight howard being an usher. going to friday night fellowship. hahaaaaaaaaaaaa

starcraft2.com. let the koreans start lining up.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

new music saturday

the smashing pumpkins have a new song. straylight run has two new songs on itunes. the fold have a new cd coming out this week. when's motion city soundtrack going to come out with new stuff?

i've been listening to lots of matt wertz lately. he's less depressing than ryan adam and reminds me a lot of sam kang. yep sam is good. sereal.

i was thinking about summer jobs this week.. like how chillax they would be if you worked a golf shop or skate shop with some friends. man, i kind of miss lifeguarding. i still wouldn't mind working for ups as a delivery guy. actually the warehouse would be pretty cool. i wish dunder mifflin existed.


right when i'm about to crash into the wall, it backs up ten feet. my nose is so close to slamming into it but the point of burning out will inch just a little further away. my legs are tired and i just want to rest my body on the wall. i don't care how hard i dent it, the feeling of "stop" will be so refreshing.


she's just "not cool." haha.

make those summer mix tapes. it's comming.

Monday, May 14, 2007

the circles we're spinnning in

SLU_ always good times. we could have a radio show.

imagine if jessica alba hung out in your group of friends. you'd go on pmt or l&l runs with her. she'd sit and watch sportscenter with you and dance to "hey ya" with jeremy.

we need a band name. and to all be in the same city.

Friday, May 11, 2007

how you know you don't spend enough time at home.

my electric bill for the past two month has been $8 and $15 respectively.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

the weekbeginning

i'm playing the nhl07 soundtrack in the background. it's so soothing.

and this guy is the guitar hero. maybe one day i will be like him. notice how he doesn't need to pick all the notes, it's like how you play a real electric guitar.
biggest dork ever

Saturday, May 05, 2007

"where will you be when?"

it's one of those forced slogans that makes me repeat it in my head a few times to get it.

do nba players practice from 9-6pm each day? with a lunch break? and do they have time cards and sick days? haha, imagine if they wanted to take a vacation, so they skipped a game.

i wish yao grew up in the states and played streetball. then he wouldn't have to exaggerate every foul and check his wounds everytime he fell down. kah-sung-sung.

the scary thing about flopping is that you can seriously injure yourself trying to draw the ref's attention. if you were shoved out of bounds while in mid-air, you'd probably aim towards sharp objects or try to land head first.

fricking carlos boozer is too fast for yao. and okur just hit a three.

stan van gundy always looks like he doesn't get enough sleep.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

putting yourself on the market

josh: that's so lame
hotfriend: you think so?
hotfriend: yes a little bit
hotfriend: but only lame if you're ugly
hotfriend: and i'm not really
hotfriendwhosenumbericangiveyou: so pretty people do what they want

she's not as hot as the autofilter function in excel though.