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day 1:
landed. saw andrew. mall of america. found the girls - jas, h to the dizzle, and jacq. didn't get funnel cake. there was a creepy guy sitting next to us. there was a baby on a leash. girls go to h&m. andrew bought confessions of an economic hit man. he'd make a great hit man. got danny from the airport. thought for a second he grew out his hair and picked up smoking. took pics of him with the mall of america. guy with a nasty mullet passes by. picked girls up. go back to the hotel. how come everyone has been to egypt lately? andrew finds parking. check in. big rooms with kitchens. see stace and monica. monica was working. disappointed she didn't bring the mac. america's next top model. baseball playoffs (much better). andrew comes back with candy corn. monica busts out the stolen cola gummies. jessica arrives. Cup Cake on university. i want to eat the paper. leave our rooms and play with the big ol dolly. where are dave and steph? isn't dave from mn? they show up with presents galore. we give everyone directions. cup cake. beautiful place. whisks on doors. everyone arrives. we get three boxes. moscow on the hill. the hill is snobby. kind of like the show the hills. lots of vodka and fried food. cherry vodka shots for our bdays. michelle shows up (welcome). james shows up. sit close and update everyone. we could run a city. nye's polka bar (boingy boingy). got bad stares like we were tourists. we're stuffed in a hallway. chris arrives. it's like family all over again. dave, thanks for being a chang. back to the hotel. we leave again to the streets. go to brut's? english bar. lawn bowling on the roof. grab a beer. i leave with andrew to the beautiful still water.
day 2:
wake up. dress up. i feel really bad for not eating. andrews parents are too nice. leave at 930. wedding starts at 10. wait outside. hear the history of stillwater. they kept the prison. still waiting. where are they. go in at 10. they start right on the dot. fast service. very fast service. where are they? genva and hank look amazing. super stoked. didn't know if they should look at each other when the priest was reading vows. haha. finally they're here. we're all mad at dave. but we love dave. kind of too late. take lots of pictures. more pictures than one can think of. group pictures. pictures sectioned off by regions. we don't get to go on stage and be family. back to the moorhouse cottage in the woods. brunch. everything is delicious. chat. pool. wii. cranium. my team should go to vegas. mermaids. jfk/monroe. mafia. andrew's dad is a 3m client. chris and andrew's mom bonding too. mafia. only one round. i kill myself. g2g. get pretty. guys leave to buffalo wild wings. watch texas lose. colt missed his shot to be hero. head to ukrainian center. danny is right: i don't feel educated at all. see genva and hank.. we get cnn 1 on 1 exclusive interview time with them. everyone shows up! great appetizers. free drinks. james and monica get carded. steph, i'll photoshop you into the toast shot. lots of pictures with the bride and groom. eat. super efficient and fast food. i'm at table 15 with andrew, danny, hazel, stace, monica, and jas. table 6 has jacq, jessica, mary, james, chris, dave, steph. festivities on the dance floor included: dave getting tackled for the garter. no girls going for the bouquet. they play all our hk songs haha. lots of good country music too. we have seats set up like a basketball bench - sit and drink while you wait to jump back onto the dance floor. they ended with my humps. amazing. i envy people who can salsa. hallway cool down. two cabs. go home. bye to andrew. some people were tearing up. stay up until 3am. i call mic. pay monica. monica is awesome at setting this all up. chill like old times. draw on dave. take group photos with dave. say bye to everyone who is sleepy. jas, steph, chris, and i play tetris on the sofa bed. i can't fall asleep. leave at 5am with james. chris, thanks for the threadless shirt. off to airport. burger king breakfast with james.

bye bye minnesota. mmmgoy.