what you knew two hours ago was nothing compared to now

florida gators: 157
western kentucky hilltoppers: 0
1276 total yards for the gators.
the hilltoppers rushed 29 times for -33 yards. my d also had 10 swats and 3 picks. florida special teams had 5 tds off kick offs or punt returns.
tebow had a qb rating of 790.8. i think this is the highest that i have ever seen it.
we are dangerous to play against.

hilltoppers. what a bad name.

ironically, portland is the best place to stop and smell the roses.

lost is getting so ridiculously awesome. remember how innocent season 1 seemed and how happy you were when they found a hatch? i remember how excited i was when i saw the beam of light fire up from the hole.

alright time to power down. i wish my body was a battery pack where i could see the % of me charged up each morning.

american suitehearts

W Hotels put clever lines on everything - cup coasters, key cards, toilet flush levers. they've also inspired me to put thin slices of fruit and mint in my pitcher of water in the fridge.

i spoke to kids last friday about what i did for a living. i need a more tactful way of saying "i want your money and attention."

everyday i monitor the euro to dollar conversion rate for the sake of purchasing another joshua davis print. the dollar has been stronger and i'll wait one more month for obamaitis(tm) to kick in and watch the dollar sky rocket.

i wonder if parents anticipate if their kids are going to rebel and reject them. i think i see it coming for me. maybe i'll convince my kids that sex, drugs, alcohol, and weapons are widely accessible in the house and that obedience, discipline, righteousness, and self respect are all taboo. bullet proof reverse psychology.

running up the score in life

suck every second out of life.

then you will be like the florida gators vs. the ohio bobcasts.
146-0.
florida had 80 points in the first half.
tebow threw 21/23 683 yards for 16 touchdowns.
the florida defense had 23 tackles for losses, 6 sacks by 6 different players, 8 interceptions, 3 of them ran back for TDs, and one forced fumble.
the bobcats had 41 rush attempts for 9 yards.
ohio t.o.p: 15:47, florida: 4:17
qb boo jackson (yes, that's his name) from ohio had a qb rating of 35.5. i ruined him: 13/25, 94 yards, 6 picks, sacked 4 times.

1,2,3 4,5,6.
practice, practice, practice. cross body leads take some time to nail down.

it's nuts how thirsty people are for truth. we're all tired of our vices.

imagine being lost in a dark forest and a helicopter flies over you. it flips on a beam of light and leads you out. who do you thank? surprisingly, you will thank the light. awful huh?